lool i love Jess and Cece

  • Cece: I'm trying to help you.
  • Jess: No. I don't need your help. You don't know... Nick and I are friends. You don't know, 'cause you don't have guy friends at all. You just hang out with jerks like Gavin. Oh, I'm sorry... DJ Diabeat It.
  • Cece: He has diabetes.
  • Jess: Oh, he does? Boo-hoo. I'm sorry. Is it really bad? I feel really bad.
  • Cece: He's fine. He takes medication.
  • Jess: Why do you just come in and you take over? It's like you're playing mind games with people.
  • Cece: Don't put this on me, Jess. Okay, I'm trying to help you. You never make a move...
  • Jess: Well, I don't need your help. I like moving slow. I like being weird and taking my time. I'm not like you. I don't just jump in the potato sack with the first potato that I meet with diabetes.
  • Cece: Okay, what did you just say?
  • Jess: You heard me, bitch.